This may very well prove that there is a God and he is merciful:
This has certainly not come a moment too soon.
Now the main problem will be getting him the hell out of the Governor’s mansion … oh wait, he hasn’t been there for a couple of years either.
How about we just cut off his freaking allowance(s), duct tape his mouth, and make him go live in a Tibetan monastery where they have taken a vow of silence? He needs some time to reflect, don’t you think?