Chris Christie should not be subjected to multiple, baseless, cruel fat jokes. He is a bad candidate based on his merits; weight has nothing to do with it. Imagine his brash, crass style while negotiating with enemies holding nukes. No, thanks!
Michele Bachmann should not be constantly questioned about submission to her husband. She's crazy enough to be dismissed based on what comes out of her mouth on a daily basis. Her gender and religion do NOT have an impact on her job performance, it is her crazy that we should question.
Ron Paul should be given fair and balanced media coverage. He is completely ignored, and is suffering in the polls as such. His poll numbers should be low based on his radical, dangerous positions regarding government authority, not because the media ignores him.
Rick Santorum should rake in the cash on his future Fox News show. Why is he still in the race?
Sarah Palin's marketing prowess makes Lady Gaga and Madonna jealous.
My husband drove in from Dallas this evening and brought me In N Out Burger. I like it better than Whataburger. The gauntlet has been thrown, my friends. Have you had both burgers? Which is better, and why?
That is all.
Michele Bachmann should not be constantly questioned about submission to her husband. She's crazy enough to be dismissed based on what comes out of her mouth on a daily basis. Her gender and religion do NOT have an impact on her job performance, it is her crazy that we should question.
Ron Paul should be given fair and balanced media coverage. He is completely ignored, and is suffering in the polls as such. His poll numbers should be low based on his radical, dangerous positions regarding government authority, not because the media ignores him.
Rick Santorum should rake in the cash on his future Fox News show. Why is he still in the race?
Sarah Palin's marketing prowess makes Lady Gaga and Madonna jealous.
My husband drove in from Dallas this evening and brought me In N Out Burger. I like it better than Whataburger. The gauntlet has been thrown, my friends. Have you had both burgers? Which is better, and why?
That is all.
alright, cool.
nope...I don't recall calling anybody names, anyway.
Gay is not a name, it's a state...and there ain't anything wrong with that.
I think the credo here is "play nice". I draw the line at name calling. Maybe you might want to consider that too?
It is going to become increasingly difficult to contain the deserved rage boiling up inside of us, and for that reason I would suggest...
Nah!
ok, I must admit that I laughed when I read your post...
I respect all people but I do reserve the right to laugh at the stupid assholes... :O)
AlienHunter,
You wrote: I actually like Huntsman even if he is just a little gay... :O)
I guess I'm going to be politically correct, and say that maybe people that are gay would find this sentence a little offensive?
And also I agree Huntsman has some likable traits but you must realize that he would be a disaster as a president don't you? You don't do Democrats or progressives any favors by saying you "like" Republican presidential candidates. Just my opinion.
Herman Cain has surfaced as an idiot, along with Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, Ron Paul, Rick Santorum, and Mitt Romney...
I actually like Huntsman even if he is just a little gay... :O)
Could it be that Herman Cain has surfaced as the 'Anti-Christ'???
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Had in and out burger in longbeach. I take Whataburger everyday and twice on Sunday.
Never had an In and Out Burger, but we have a Carls, Jr. and I like those.....
I think the GOP candidate crowd as the new "clown posse". They're all nucking futz.
1) Voice, I left out Perry because I have no problem with any criticism of him.
2) You guys crack me up so much that I take back the part about the fat jokes. Make them all day long, just don't say he's too fat to be president. He can function as needed for the job, and will have the best medical team in the planet if hell freezes over and he beats Obama.
3) Any one of you can take me out for a Princeburger and I will see if it holds a candle to In N Out.
Could have been Westheimer instead of San Felipe, west of the entrance to River Oaks (way out there for the times)...
I just got my brain back, carguy! The drive-in I mentioned was called, "The Deputy"! Remember that one?
OMG!!! Such a "blast from the past" that I need to go lie down.
Thanks for the memories.
Yeah!!!!!!! Those were the days! What was that other great burger joint at San Felipe and the railroad tracks? Another great hang, but I can't remember... I had my Dad's Olds '57 Super 88 painted midnight blue and had dumps on it!
I accidentally stumbled on the new Prince's hamburger joint on Briar Forest at Beltway 8 and ordered me up "an old fashioned" (that's the name) burger with fries. It tasted EXACTLY the same. It was a trip back to 1969 and the Princes' drive-in at Main and OST where we used to hang. My '63 Nova SS with the floor shifter wew had installed and the 2-1 barrels we had mounted on the Offenhauser manifoild I bought at "Competition Sales". Chorme revers whees and Firestone Redline "Wide Ovals" just on the rears. Listening to "The Weird Beard" on KILT 610AM.
Dang, carguy! If I could just have a Princeburger, I would get my hair, teeth, and eyes back! And still be slamming drums at Love Street Light Circus for the Starvation Army Band!
Do you remember when Ethyl on "I Love Lucy" was considered fat? By today's standards, she would be positively svelte.
Oyh!
In-n-Out, definitely, and Popeyes chicken, biscuits and mashed potatoes, but only once a year. And Blue bell. Sigh.
And I can't believe you left "Slick Parry" off the list. Missed opportunity. He was so dumb when he was at A&M that had he decided to transfer to t.u. he would have raised the IQ level at BOTH schools. His head is so fat that an actual 10-gallon hat wouldn't be big enough to fit.
My favorite from the incomparable Rodney Daingerfield....He's so fat when he sits around the house he SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
Oh, dear! You are in such trouble, Des.
Ok, not baseless. LOL
I’m not in favor of making fun of people for things they can’t help. OTOH, Christie’s so fat on Halloween he wears black and goes as outer space. So fat he has dollars in one pocket and pesos in the other. So fat the doctor told him he had a flesh-eating virus, and only 87 years to live. So fat that when he backs up he goes beep. So fat that when his wife gets on top her ears pop. So fat that he cut his leg and gravy came out.
Are you sure that was a hamburger and not a dinoburger?
those are funny,
Here's one I heard the other day:
Yo' momma so poor, she goes to McDonald's to put a milkshake on layaway.
My daughter and I are still laughing about that one.
You're husband brought you a N Out Burger from Dallas and it was still better than a Whataburger? What's that like a 4 hour drive? Most burgers have arms growing out of them after 4 hours in a hot car.
CLEARLY N Out Burger makes a better product than Whataburger.
Kel, still waiting to try the In N Out Burger so it's Whataburger by default for me.
Carguy, I haven't had a Prince's hamburger since high school (and we know how long ago that was)!
And to prove my point:
http://www.carlmerritt.com/jokes/fatjokes.htm
From Kel: "Chris Christie should not be subjected to multiple, baseless, cruel fat jokes."
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"Baseless"??????? They are based "in fact". As the self-appointed resident "comedian" (or so I'd like to think of myself as such), fat jokes are an American tradition. They are as American as "baseball,hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet". Where would be as a country if we did not have fat jokes. As fat as we ARE, without fat jokes, we'd probably be even fatter.
I'm sorry, as big a fan as I am, you are just simply wrong on this issue.
Oh, I agree, he's a typical pompous, hypocritical, dastardly, despicable, black-hearted repubtilian. But, when you goptta buy two seats on an airplane, or can';t fit in the seat at the movie theatre, YOU'RE FAT and, unless you have a genuine, diagnosesd, documented, metabolic disorder, the fact you take up two zip codes is fair game.
I've never had an In N Out burger, sorry I can't vote on that. But Whataburger is pretty good. OTOH, the old, traditional hamburger at any Prince's is pretty darn good especially if you haven't had one in a while.
In N Out Burger... Is this something I should do with my wife?
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