It's Congresstime
There's no need to be afraid
At Congresstime, we let in lobbyists and we all get paid
And in our world of plenty some of us smile at little boys
Throw your arms around a senator at Congresstime
But say a prayer
Pray for the ones like you
At Congresstime, it's hard for YOU, but THEY'RE all having
fun
There's a world outside your purview
And it's a world of greed and leers
Where the only money
flowing is to Congress and their peers
And the ringing bells that you hear
there are the clanging chimes of doom
Well tonight thank Congress it's them instead of you
And there won't be hope in America this Congresstime
The greatest gift
they'll give us this year is strife
(Oooh) Where nothing ever grows
But our tax bill, heaven knows
Don't you know it's Congresstime at all?
(Here's to them) raise your glass
for Congress
(Here's to us) underneath the taxman's gun
Don't you know it's Congresstime at all?
Bleed the world
Bleed the world
Bleed the world
Let them know it's Congresstime again
Bleed the world
Let them know it's Congresstime again
Merry freaking Christmas, right?


Bravo!!!
Let's print that out and mail it to every single member of Congress. Hell, it should be read into the Congressional Record.
Voice, you are simply the BEST! Well done, young grasshopper, well done!
Good one, Voice. Well done !
I still get astounded at the depth of originality I find on here.