If you thought the story of South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford and the Appalachian Trail was bizarre, you ain't heard nothin' yet.
Just in case of what is not a question to which I care to know the answer. But it doesn't end there:
Oh, those wascally Wepublicans.
"Back on Monday, former Republican state representative and now assistant Attorney General Roland Corning (66) was on his lunch break when a police officer found him parked his Ford Explorer at Elmwood Cemetery with an 18 year-old stripper from the Platinum Plus Gentlemen's Club, a bag of sex toys and at least one dose of Viagra.
When the Officer Michael Wines came up to see what was shaking, Corning sped off. According to the police report, Corning "attempted to make a hasty retreat, spinning the tires in the driveway and accelerating rapidly." But another cop soon stopped him and Wines caught up with them a few moments later. After Corning and the stripper gave conflicting stories about what they were doing in the cemetery, Wines proceeded to search the SUV and found Corning's stash of sex toys and Viagra. To clear up any misunderstanding, Corning assured Wines he always kept them with him "just in case."
Just in case of what is not a question to which I care to know the answer. But it doesn't end there:
"As Officer Wines was investigating the sex toy mystery, Corning volunteered that he worked at the Attorney General's office and flashed his badge.
Well, it turned out Wines' wife Megan worked there too. And he called her to find out if Corning was legit.
But Wines' wife didn't leave it there. She contacted her supervisor, Deputy Attorney General John McIntosh, who passed on the word to Attorney General Henry McMaster. McMaster apparently found out early Wednesday. And by the end of the day Corning's employment at the AG's office had come to an abrupt end."
Oh, those wascally Wepublicans.
Please tell me you didn't just say that! ;-)
ROFL.
I ruin more keyboards this way....
Gotta admit....he's appropriately named.
Guess he forgot to put out the sign that said, "If it's rockin', don't come knockin'!"
But I gotta ask, what is going on in South Carolina? Are they handing out stupid pills now?
As Susan said, this guy needs Viagra, sex toys AND a stripper? Seems to me he has much bigger problems to worry about than being caught by the cops.
ROFLMAO!!! Drilling with vibrators! Keeps his toys with him just in case....Yeah Right!
Des, LOL!
Dude......get a room. Or get an apartment and put it on your "office expense account".
That was a girl stripper, I assume.
Glad to see the GOP moving in that direction.
He was probably just going to explain the Republican energy policy to her, Drill baby drill.
So many places to go with that one and so little time - LOL!
This poor old guy.... at least he was courteous enough to take the "lady" to the cemetery to have Viagra-toy sex. We really don't know, maybe he owns a burial plot there and was trying it out for size before he became a stiff.
South Carolina, it ain't the ocean, its the sex. Who would have thought ?
Really, there's nothing more embarassing than having a cop knock on the car window in a moment like that. After it happens once, you learn to get a room.
Nice to see Mr. Corning was still practicing those good old family values.
The South Carolinans are one hell of a standup act these days!